Duck The SystemEst. against the odds

Six line items. Take any of them, in any combination.

There are no packages, no tiers and no bronze-silver-gold. You buy the lines you actually need, priced per job, and you can stop after one.

Not on this invoice
  • Minimum three-month retainer
  • Onboarding fee
  • Mandatory strategy phase
  • Markup on media and production
  • Notice period to leave
Line 101

Strategy & positioning

The insight the whole campaign hangs on, plus the positioning line and the reason to believe it.

← When the work keeps coming out generic and nobody can say why.

Included
  • Category and competitor teardown
  • Audience truth, not a persona deck
  • Positioning line and rationale
  • Channel architecture
  • Written as a page, not forty-two slides
Line 102

Creative & campaign

The idea, the lines, the assets, and the versioning underneath them.

← When you have a budget and a date and nothing worth putting behind them.

Included
  • Campaign idea and territory
  • Key visual and copy system
  • Films, statics, social formats
  • Topicals, memes and reactive work
  • Adaptation across every placement you buy
Line 103

Film & content production

Broadcast-standard down to nine-second-standard, from the same team.

← When production quotes come back at three times what the media plan can carry.

Included
  • Brand films and DVCs
  • Product and performance creative
  • Social-first vertical content
  • Creator-style content at volume
  • Edit, grade, sound, cutdowns, subtitles
Line 104

Performance media

Buying built against the purchase journey rather than against a dashboard.

← When spend is going up and the blended number is not moving.

Included
  • Sequential and personalised journeys
  • Demographic and retargeting layers
  • Creative testing framework
  • Weekly reporting that says what to do next
  • Full account access, always yours
Line 105

Creator & influencer

A live network, negotiated directly, with no middle layer taking a cut of a cut.

← When influencer spend feels like a tax you pay for no measurable reason.

Included
  • Creator selection against the brief, not a rate card
  • Direct negotiation and contracting
  • Brief and content direction
  • Amplification and whitelisting
  • Post-campaign performance read
Line 106

AI marketing systems

The workflows and agents that make your own team faster. Built into your stack, documented, handed over.

← When your team is being told to “look into AI” and nobody has the time.

Included
  • Content and versioning pipelines
  • Brief-to-first-draft workflows
  • Reporting and insight automation
  • Asset localisation at volume
  • Written documentation your team can run without us

Where the AI actually goes

Note to file

Machines do the grinding. People do the deciding. Mix those up and you get slop.

Every agency now claims to be AI-native and most mean they have a subscription. Here is the actual split we work to, and you are welcome to hold us to it.

AI does: versioning and resizing, language localisation, cutdowns and subtitles, first-pass desk research, competitive scraping, reporting assembly, transcription, asset tagging, variant generation for testing.

People do: the strategy, the idea, the line, the casting, the final cut, the client call, and every judgement about whether a thing is actually any good.

The reason this is cheaper is not that the thinking got automated. It is that the twenty hours of mechanical work around each idea stopped being billed as if it were thinking.

Pick your lines.

Ninety seconds, and you get a real statement of work back.